New Years Resolutions How to be the BEST ME for 2018 - Quit the gym. - Sleep in more. - Eat when I am hungry. - Only eat food that look...

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” Tom Waits I like to drink. I never drink when I gig, but when it's my...

When you live in a city for so long, it’s as if you sink into it, like a pound down the back of the sofa. You are just ‘there’, enmeshed....

Hello my wonderful bio-live pots of yoghurt. So I am going to publish my own cookery book. Why? Because I know about food. I have seen...

Polyamory has become a buzzword in recent years with more people experimenting in it and more people feeling open to converse about it...

Hello you! Time is of the essence! I've lost that most crucial and important of all pieces of technology... my macbook charger! *gasp*...

I write this blog entry whilst happily high on codeine. (WAHOO! Codeine is great.) At the moment, outside of class, whilst sitting at...

It's Sunday. The weather is blissful. And my flat is empty. Due to a three hour cleaning session I am now removed of almost any bacteria...

Post-Traumatic Gaulier Disorder After spending three weeks in London over the Easter break I have concluded that coming to Gaulier is the...

My three flatmates have all gone out which means I can be sassy and naked at the computer. Coffee in one hand and a baguette in the...

March 8th is a huge day of importance for all of us. It may not seem like it, but it is. As we use today to celebrate all the incredible...

It is half midnight. My flat is silent and there are over eight pairs of mens' underpants drying on various chairs in the living room. I...

TEN TIPS TO MAKE MOVING IN WITH A BOYFRIEND AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE It’s a topic I hear all the time discussed amongst my female friends:...

Hello again! I didn't intend to take such a long time to write this blog, but a huge case of Writer's Block and January melcancholia came...

You would find it hard to believe that christmas has ended here in Paris, because the french have a very ‘laissez-faire’ attitude to...

For the last few days, while I slowly navigate myself into the grooves of 2016, I have been a part of a trio. We have feasted together,...

So, 2015 came to a gloriously debauched end. I woke up on the 1st of January 2016 hungover, happy and grateful. I had a house party. The...

Good morning! Here is some more erotica to keep you moist this week! This week's erotica may ring true for any of you who live in a city,...

First thing is first, I have concussion. It means I now speak in a similar way to how Tigga would have if he had taken a huge dose of...

As you know, I like to write erotica - about a variety of topics and themes. If you are interested in having some personalised erotica...