Elf's TOP TIPS on how to eat food.
Hello my wonderful bio-live pots of yoghurt. So I am going to publish my own cookery book. Why? Because I know about food. I have seen...
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- Nov 3, 2016
- 3 min
Top 20 Unexpected Things That Happen When You Become Polyamorous.
Polyamory has become a buzzword in recent years with more people experimenting in it and more people feeling open to converse about it...
- Oct 3, 2016
- 5 min
The London Diaries - #1 New Flat, New Projects...
Hello you! Time is of the essence! I've lost that most crucial and important of all pieces of technology... my macbook charger! *gasp*...
- May 23, 2016
- 5 min
#16 The Clown Diaries - Shakespeare & Chekhov and MRI machines.
I write this blog entry whilst happily high on codeine. (WAHOO! Codeine is great.) At the moment, outside of class, whilst sitting at...
- May 8, 2016
- 6 min
#15 The Clown Diaries - How to Stay Sane
It's Sunday. The weather is blissful. And my flat is empty. Due to a three hour cleaning session I am now removed of almost any bacteria...
- Apr 28, 2016
- 5 min
#14 - The Clown Diaries - Characters
Post-Traumatic Gaulier Disorder After spending three weeks in London over the Easter break I have concluded that coming to Gaulier is the...
- Mar 24, 2016
- 4 min
#13 - The Clown Diaries - Bouffon
My three flatmates have all gone out which means I can be sassy and naked at the computer. Coffee in one hand and a baguette in the...
- Mar 8, 2016
- 7 min
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
March 8th is a huge day of importance for all of us. It may not seem like it, but it is. As we use today to celebrate all the incredible...
- Mar 8, 2016
- 4 min
#12 - The Clown Diaries - Stress, Melodrama and Acrobatics.
It is half midnight. My flat is silent and there are over eight pairs of mens' underpants drying on various chairs in the living room. I...
- Feb 29, 2016
- 5 min
Elf's Top Tips! HOW TO MOVE IN WITH A BOYFRIEND
TEN TIPS TO MAKE MOVING IN WITH A BOYFRIEND AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE It’s a topic I hear all the time discussed amongst my female friends:...
- Feb 19, 2016
- 5 min
#11 - The Clown Diaries - The flops, frustrations and breakthroughs of Gaulier.
Hello again! I didn't intend to take such a long time to write this blog, but a huge case of Writer's Block and January melcancholia came...
- Jan 24, 2016
- 5 min
#10 - The Clown Diaries - Second Term, First Year, Fresh Start…
You would find it hard to believe that christmas has ended here in Paris, because the french have a very ‘laissez-faire’ attitude to...
- Jan 4, 2016
- 5 min
Triumvirate
For the last few days, while I slowly navigate myself into the grooves of 2016, I have been a part of a trio. We have feasted together,...
- Jan 4, 2016
- 4 min
ROUND:UP - 2015. What a year.
So, 2015 came to a gloriously debauched end. I woke up on the 1st of January 2016 hungover, happy and grateful. I had a house party. The...
- Dec 14, 2015
- 3 min
"Living-in-London Budget Erotica for Millenials"
Good morning! Here is some more erotica to keep you moist this week! This week's erotica may ring true for any of you who live in a city,...
- Dec 8, 2015
- 4 min
#8 The Clown Diaries - My favourite things about France so far!
First thing is first, I have concussion. It means I now speak in a similar way to how Tigga would have if he had taken a huge dose of...
- Dec 8, 2015
- 2 min
London Underground Rush-Hour Erotica - Part One
As you know, I like to write erotica - about a variety of topics and themes. If you are interested in having some personalised erotica...
- Dec 2, 2015
- 4 min
#7 PART ONE - The Clown Diaries - Greek Tragedy, Harsh Criticism and Tears
Hello wonderfuls! Be warned, this is a long one! So much has happened in the last week that I have decided to split this week's blog into...
- Nov 25, 2015
- 5 min
#6 The Clown Diaries - WILD HORSES
It's Wednesday the 25th of November. And it's cold. Bloody cold. The Christmas season is almost upon us in Etampes! In other words:...
- Nov 16, 2015
- 6 min
#5 The Clown Diaries - Neutral Mask
Intro It's Monday morning on the 16th November. My room is currently being hounded by a very peristant and irritating wasp*. The plan was...
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