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The Guinea Pig Diaries - 3 - Guinea Pigs & Sheep
19:00 I wrote a blog entry. It took a while and then it deleted itself.
Frustrations of the internet. So here we go. Let’s try and...
Nov 22, 20185 min read


The Guinea Pig Diaries - 2 - A melancholic meandering
Warning: this post starts off very ranty, then ends positively. But it is a babbling brook of emotions from a very angry, tired, upset...
Nov 7, 20187 min read


The Guinea Pig Diaries - 1 - The Economics of the Body
The Guinea Pig Diaries: Diary Entry from an Out-of-body comedian at home. Preface: To the three people who read this - I have not written...
Oct 29, 20187 min read


New Years Resolutions
New Years Resolutions How to be the BEST ME for 2018 - Quit the gym. - Sleep in more. - Eat when I am hungry. - Only eat food that look...
Jan 9, 20182 min read


The Life Lessons I have learned from being drunk
“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” Tom Waits I like to drink. I never drink when I gig, but when it's my...
Apr 10, 20178 min read
The London Diaries - My Area.
When you live in a city for so long, it’s as if you sink into it, like a pound down the back of the sofa. You are just ‘there’, enmeshed....
Mar 23, 20178 min read


Elf's TOP TIPS on how to eat food.
Hello my wonderful bio-live pots of yoghurt. So I am going to publish my own cookery book. Why? Because I know about food. I have seen...
Feb 13, 20176 min read


Top 20 Unexpected Things That Happen When You Become Polyamorous.
Polyamory has become a buzzword in recent years with more people experimenting in it and more people feeling open to converse about it...
Nov 3, 20163 min read


The London Diaries - #1 New Flat, New Projects...
Hello you! Time is of the essence! I've lost that most crucial and important of all pieces of technology... my macbook charger! *gasp*...
Oct 3, 20165 min read


#16 The Clown Diaries - Shakespeare & Chekhov and MRI machines.
I write this blog entry whilst happily high on codeine. (WAHOO! Codeine is great.) At the moment, outside of class, whilst sitting at...
May 23, 20165 min read


#15 The Clown Diaries - How to Stay Sane
It's Sunday. The weather is blissful. And my flat is empty. Due to a three hour cleaning session I am now removed of almost any bacteria...
May 8, 20166 min read


#14 - The Clown Diaries - Characters
Post-Traumatic Gaulier Disorder After spending three weeks in London over the Easter break I have concluded that coming to Gaulier is the...
Apr 28, 20165 min read


#13 - The Clown Diaries - Bouffon
My three flatmates have all gone out which means I can be sassy and naked at the computer. Coffee in one hand and a baguette in the...
Mar 24, 20164 min read


INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
March 8th is a huge day of importance for all of us. It may not seem like it, but it is. As we use today to celebrate all the incredible...
Mar 8, 20167 min read


#12 - The Clown Diaries - Stress, Melodrama and Acrobatics.
It is half midnight. My flat is silent and there are over eight pairs of mens' underpants drying on various chairs in the living room. I...
Mar 8, 20164 min read


Elf's Top Tips! HOW TO MOVE IN WITH A BOYFRIEND
TEN TIPS TO MAKE MOVING IN WITH A BOYFRIEND AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE It’s a topic I hear all the time discussed amongst my female friends:...
Feb 29, 20165 min read


#11 - The Clown Diaries - The flops, frustrations and breakthroughs of Gaulier.
Hello again! I didn't intend to take such a long time to write this blog, but a huge case of Writer's Block and January melcancholia came...
Feb 19, 20165 min read


#10 - The Clown Diaries - Second Term, First Year, Fresh Start…
You would find it hard to believe that christmas has ended here in Paris, because the french have a very ‘laissez-faire’ attitude to...
Jan 24, 20165 min read


Triumvirate
For the last few days, while I slowly navigate myself into the grooves of 2016, I have been a part of a trio. We have feasted together,...
Jan 4, 20165 min read


ROUND:UP - 2015. What a year.
So, 2015 came to a gloriously debauched end. I woke up on the 1st of January 2016 hungover, happy and grateful. I had a house party. The...
Jan 4, 20164 min read
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