Oct 28, 20156 min#3 - The Clown Diaries - Autocour, Massage Parlours and Turd-Sticks.It's Wednesday afternoon. Ryan has departed to Abs Club with the final words "Your fashion sense reminds me of Topman circa 2007". I...
Apr 1, 20153 minRight, let's try and get back on track….Right people... I'm back. The laundry has been done, the coffee pot has been refilled, I've bought some chocolate and I've hoovered. So,...
Feb 2, 20154 minElf's Diary Entry #26 - HOW TO BE PARISIANI have not written for four days. My excuse: Paris. My friend Alex and I chose to celebrate the end of dreary January with an adventure...
Jan 27, 20152 minElf's Diary Entry #24 - Pre-Paris PlanningI should have probably written this blog entry about an hour ago. But I got distracted watching dance clips of Dirty Dancing on the...