Edinburgh festival is a month and a half away. It is exam season for performers. Everyone is making sure they have done enough revision....

Hello Guineapigs! Next week I am taking part in WILD SHENANIGANS - a festival of clowning, slapstick and mayhem. It is at the Blue...

***NEW WORKSHOP*** ELF'S EDFRINGE 'DON'T PANIC' BOOTCAMP An intensive two day workshop to reawaken your love and confidence in your show,...

On Tuesday 14th May from 4-6pm ELF will be hosting TUESDAY TAKEOVER at Fubar Radio - she will be in control of the music, games and...

Good afternoon! Here is a small document with upcoming gigs on it. This list will be updated on the reg, so keep your eyes peeled for...

Hello you! Groovy news! This June I will be leading a two day Clown and Comedy workshop in..... BRIGHTON! Wahoo! Dates are 8th and 9th of...

Good Morning! Exciting news to say that tickets are ON SALE for Love Songs to Guinea Pigs at the Wandsworth Arts Fringe in MAY! So if you...

Thrilled to say that due to the popularity of my March course at the Rosemary Branch I will now be delivering another multidisciplinary...

Hello you, In December last year I was asked to write a comical assessment of Austerity for the Real Review magazine, which can be...

Good morning, How are you? Well. Here is my news. One result of living in shared rented accommodation is that you are slowly reduced of...

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking,...

It is a week until Valentines day. That date that nobody really likes, despite how bitter it could sound to admit it. It puts couples...

Hello, Wherever you are reading this, I hope you are not trapped in snow. This is one of those fun posts where I tell you where you can...

Hello wonders, Happy New Year! Here are a few updates about a few big gigs in the next coming months. Much love, Elf Evening Standard:...

Hello elves, Wrote a comical tongue in cheek article for Londonist on my recommendations on where to go this Christmas in London if you...

Good morning! Announcement to say that tickets for Love Songs to Guinea Pigs, my new comedy/play at Vault Festival 2019 are NOW ON SALE!...

Exciting announcement. I am now working with the team behind the super Rosemary Branch Theatre, Unattended Items, to deliver a four week,...

The Wedding She was the smart to my scruffy. Sensible to my silly. The calm to my chaotic. From the age of 3 she had a sharp...

19:00 I wrote a blog entry. It took a while and then it deleted itself. 
Frustrations of the internet. So here we go. Let’s try and...

Warning: this post starts off very ranty, then ends positively. But it is a babbling brook of emotions from a very angry, tired, upset...