Good morning! Here is some more erotica to keep you moist this week! This week's erotica may ring true for any of you who live in a city,...

First thing is first, I have concussion. It means I now speak in a similar way to how Tigga would have if he had taken a huge dose of...

As you know, I like to write erotica - about a variety of topics and themes. If you are interested in having some personalised erotica...

Hello wonderfuls! Be warned, this is a long one! So much has happened in the last week that I have decided to split this week's blog into...

It's Wednesday the 25th of November. And it's cold. Bloody cold. The Christmas season is almost upon us in Etampes! In other words:...

Intro It's Monday morning on the 16th November. My room is currently being hounded by a very peristant and irritating wasp*. The plan was...

Apologies that this blog is late, Someone accidentally forgot to click 'publish post'. Anyways, this entry is one week behind. Keep your...

It's Wednesday afternoon. Ryan has departed to Abs Club with the final words "Your fashion sense reminds me of Topman circa 2007". I...

It's Friday morning and our flat is in a state of crisis. Tom is ironing, Ryan is straightening*, Greg is upstairs practising to smoulder...

Welcome to my first entry on this blog in AGES! At the time of writing this, there are six men, all of different nationalities and...

It's Tuesday. It is warm. And I am in London. Panicking. It is now officially a fortnight until the Edinburgh Festival begins - when...

Hello! Happy July! I hope you are all keeping hydrated and are protecting your wonderful skin in good high-factor suncream. I am...

Last weekend I went to the MCM London Comic Con - the UK’s ‘biggest modern pop culture event’. It was, to put it honestly, a geek fest. A...

What have I been up to? May has been a whirlwind of comedy madness and it is odd to comprehend we are entering the last week of the...

PERFORMERS & CLOWNS - CALL OUT Inspired by the incredible performers I met at the Adelaide Fringe - who were working with clown, puppetry...

WARNING: This entry is not funny. If life was a film the St Trinians girls would have by now tied-up and gagged the CEO of Protein World,...

On Wednesday the 29th of April, it will be the official two year anniversary of my adventure starting The Secret Comedians at Paper Dress...

It's 11:54 am on Thursday 16th 2015. I have just watched a TED talk which has made me question everything about my career thus far, and I...

I never thought anything would beat going through the Blackwall Tunnel twice last Friday with Tom Deacon and Big G, but this week matched...

Cool news! #BeingBarbarella is going to be performed for one night only at the Etcetera Theatre in Camden on the 24th of April! Tickets...