Elf's Diary Entry #22 - Love
LOVE This is less a blog entry and more a caffeine induced splurge of ""AAAAH LIFE IS GREAT ISN'T IT?""". I blame reading Lena Dunham's...
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- Jan 23, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #21 - Writers Block and Take Two
I am faced with my first encounter of 2015 with Writers Block. That old chum. Every time I try to write my brain fogs up, my arms get...
- Jan 21, 2015
- 1 min
Elf's Diary Entry #20 - MUST. SLEEP. NOW
I have to be up in 4 hours. Yes. 4 hours. To go to Portishead. To film. I haven't learnt my lines yet*. (I've been too busy writing jokes...
- Jan 20, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #18 - My day in Cambridge with one of my true loves.
It's 00:07. I am sitting in an old student room in Pembroke College, Cambridge. I am sitting on teh end of an old World War II Campbed...
- Jan 19, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #17 - Gym, Gigs, Italian Food and FEMINISM!
Right, So I have effectivley bollocked up my whole 'Dry January' thing with the last four days being a complete wipe out on my liver. ...
- Jan 18, 2015
- 2 min
Elf's Diary Entry #16 - A small joyful post
Duck Flu is completed! Many obscure things have occurred in the last 24 hours. It is pretty unbelievable how much love a body can...
- Jan 17, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #15 - The Scavenger and the Cactus
I am arguably the crappest flat mate ever. Not for any genuine terrible reason, but I would not be suprirsed if my flat mates had spent...
- Jan 16, 2015
- 2 min
Elf's Diary Entry #14 - Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.
My room is very slutty at the moment. I mean Slutty in the old fashioned sense. There is crap everyewhere. Artistic crap, but crap none...
- Jan 14, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Blog Entry #13 - The Worry Dishwasher
It's 23:49. I'm in my old room, surrounded by my puppetts and bookshelves. My bedroom is being pummelled from 3 sides by the wind. It...
- Jan 13, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Blog Entry #12 - The Eldest Prodigal Daughter returns home
I missed yesterday's blog. Naughty me. The reason behind this is because I decided to up sticks and stay on the sofa of my longest and...
- Jan 12, 2015
- 2 min
Elf's Diary Blog Entry #11 - Duck Flu & Ghost Grandad
Nothing brings joy more easilly than gooogling pictures of Elton John. If you don't believe me, do it NOW. Finally back in the cavernous...
- Jan 11, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Blog Entry #10 - The Artist, The Comedian and The Clown
Technically it is Sunday the 11th, at 00:30am, though this is my reflection of the 10th. I need to learn to start falling asleep earlier...
- Jan 9, 2015
- 4 min
Elf's Diary Entry #9 - MY THEATRE RECOMMENDATIONS
I'm in the bath. Yes, you read that right. I am currently typing in the bath, listening to The Hunter by Slaves on BBC Radio 6 - my bath...
- Jan 8, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #8 - #JeSuisCharlie and sober secrets
It's 22:56 on Thursday the 8th. Last night I wrote my entry for Wednesday 7th at 00:30. Unfortunately due to my laptop's own weaknessess...
- Jan 7, 2015
- 1 min
Elf's Diary Entry #7 - Too tired to write well,
Note to self: Write these damn blogs EARLIER In the day. It's 1:035am on Wednesday though this is technically the blog for Tuesday. I...
- Jan 5, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #6 - Overall just a very pleasurable day
It's 23:40pm, I'm listening to 'Back in the Tall Grass' by Future Islands and the zombie foot is still going strong with the 'I'm about...
- Jan 4, 2015
- 4 min
Elf's Diary Entry #5 - HOW TO BEAT THE JANUARY BLUES
Day Four of 2015! I've been reading Alan de Boitton's 'The Consolations of Philosophy' over the last couple of days, and today I was...
- Jan 4, 2015
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #4 - One ill foot and a powdery room….
Day Three of 2015! Today has been a productive day of mini victories and bizarre losses* One mild downer is I am heading to bed with a...
- Jan 2, 2015
- 7 min
Elf's Diary Entry #3 - Top Books of 2014
One new years resolution for me this year, inspired by Richard Herring, is to blog every day. I love writing, yet am very shy about my...
- Dec 23, 2014
- 3 min
Elf's Diary Entry #2 - New Year New Resolutions
2014 has been a brilliant year. A tough year, but a year all about carrying out ones ideas, being entrepenurial and working hard, despite...
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