[*heads up - I've drunk a bottle of wine*] Today was possibly one of the best days of 2015 so far. The objective in the run up to...

I should have probably written this blog entry about an hour ago. But I got distracted watching dance clips of Dirty Dancing on the...

I am now in bed at the Parentals. I had two gigs this evening, one in Camden, another in Kilburn. My body has decided to turn all 'Hunger...

LOVE This is less a blog entry and more a caffeine induced splurge of ""AAAAH LIFE IS GREAT ISN'T IT?""". I blame reading Lena Dunham's...

I am faced with my first encounter of 2015 with Writers Block. That old chum. Every time I try to write my brain fogs up, my arms get...

I have to be up in 4 hours. Yes. 4 hours. To go to Portishead. To film. I haven't learnt my lines yet*. (I've been too busy writing jokes...

It's 00:07. I am sitting in an old student room in Pembroke College, Cambridge. I am sitting on teh end of an old World War II Campbed...

Right, So I have effectivley bollocked up my whole 'Dry January' thing with the last four days being a complete wipe out on my liver. ...

Duck Flu is completed! Many obscure things have occurred in the last 24 hours. It is pretty unbelievable how much love a body can...

I am arguably the crappest flat mate ever. Not for any genuine terrible reason, but I would not be suprirsed if my flat mates had spent...

My room is very slutty at the moment. I mean Slutty in the old fashioned sense. There is crap everyewhere. Artistic crap, but crap none...

It's 23:49. I'm in my old room, surrounded by my puppetts and bookshelves. My bedroom is being pummelled from 3 sides by the wind. It...

I missed yesterday's blog. Naughty me. The reason behind this is because I decided to up sticks and stay on the sofa of my longest and...

Nothing brings joy more easilly than gooogling pictures of Elton John. If you don't believe me, do it NOW. Finally back in the cavernous...

Technically it is Sunday the 11th, at 00:30am, though this is my reflection of the 10th. I need to learn to start falling asleep earlier...

I'm in the bath. Yes, you read that right. I am currently typing in the bath, listening to The Hunter by Slaves on BBC Radio 6 - my bath...

It's 22:56 on Thursday the 8th. Last night I wrote my entry for Wednesday 7th at 00:30. Unfortunately due to my laptop's own weaknessess...

Note to self: Write these damn blogs EARLIER In the day. It's 1:035am on Wednesday though this is technically the blog for Tuesday. I...

It's 23:40pm, I'm listening to 'Back in the Tall Grass' by Future Islands and the zombie foot is still going strong with the 'I'm about...

Day Four of 2015! I've been reading Alan de Boitton's 'The Consolations of Philosophy' over the last couple of days, and today I was...